Confessions of a Fat Chick

It’s not just for hunters and soldiers anymore.

No, I am not — repeat, I am not — suggesting you go out and buy some fatigues or the like.

Everyone has places on their body they don’t like or aren’t comfortable showing.  Especially fat chicks.  (Remember, this term encompasses anyone who is or sees themselves as “fat.”  It is not meant to be derogatory in any way.)

The best way to hide those places is through camouflage.

Suppose you don’t like your tummy (which is my biggest [pun intended] problem area).  What do you do?

Here’s something you don’t do.  Avoid empire waists, whether in a dress or a shirt.  If you pick up something at a store that looks “cute,” but the waist seam would be just below the girls, do yourself a favor and put it back! 

I have yet to see anyone who looks good wearing that type of dress/shirt.

Twin sets (yes, they have summer twin sets that won’t be too hot) provide good camouflage for your stomach.  The same idea applies with jackets and blazers in the fall/winter.

What if, on the other hand, you want to hide your upper arms?  That one is easier than hiding your midsection.  Avoid sleeveless shirts, tank tops alone, and cap sleeves.

If you don’t like your calves, don’t wear capris.  They tend to stop at the widest point of your calves, drawing attention to them.  Instead, wear shorts, which make your legs look longer and don’t draw attention straight to your calves, or long pants.  Skirts, similarly, should not stop at mid-calf.  They should generally be knee-length for the best effect.

I could go on, but by now, I think you’re getting the idea.